Total Medals Earned: 1,639 (From 243 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,675 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 15/27 (235/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/65 points)
Block Destroyer
cake eater
Welcome
Chapter 1 complete
Bye Bye Steve
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Read help
Find first collectible
Complete all of the levels in "First Blood"
Collect 17 crown
Complete all of the levels in "Prisoners to Save"
Complete all of the collection!
Completed all of the levels "Rush"
Collect 50 crown
Medals Earned: 8/48 (50/445 points)
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 18/25 (575/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Fully research 10 items.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.